Thursday, January 10, 2008

Oh Momma!

Here's why I love Brandon Cackowski-Schnell's writing:




When cooking with Mama, each mini-game is judged separately and it’s impossible to fail as Mama will fix whatever you screw up. Seeing Mama’s eyes lit with fires of rage when you drop the pizza dough is an odd sight, especially given how supportive and cheery she is the rest of the time. These fierce mood swings lead you to believe that Mama is seriously unhinged and will have you checking your closets to make sure there are no more wire hangers. On the plus side, it’s fun to botch every part of a recipe just to see how far you can push Mama before she tries to jam a fish scaler in your eye.

2 comments:

Brandon Cackowski-Schnell said...

He's a hack!

;)

James Fudge said...

I like the part where you decided to piss momma off. throw momma from the train, i say!

Ha!


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